115+ Best Sarcastic Birthday Wishes !

Best Sarcastic Birthday Wishes !

It is a beautiful feeling to be loved by someone you also care for. Expressing your love is extremely important. In our hectic schedules, we must not forget special occasions that come into the life of each other. We must try to rejoice those events, as celebrations should not be dependent on reasons. In this way, it shows other people how important they are to you, and you never overlook them even in your busy routine. Read More

Sarcastic Birthday Wishes !

Below you’ll find all the wishes you need to wish someone you love or care about.

  • Hey birthday boy I hear you were born today Congrats on that
  • Hey birthday girl I hear you were born today Congrats on the achievement
  • Heres to wishing you a birthday that doesnt totally suck You deserve it Cheers
  • On your birthday you might want to pray that someone invents an anti-aging machine
  • Happy birthday you are awesome because you threw this party and let me hog the fun
  • Getting older also means that you are growing wiser the question is are you really
  • You are now getting a whole lot more mature I guess that it somehow comes with age
  • Congrats on getting older at least you now that you are really normal not otherwise
  • I am giving you what you have given me every day trouble and sarcasm happy birthday
  • Let us not even start with blowing candles today because there are too many to blow
  • You have not change ever since we met years ago how did that happen you are so great
  • Happy birthday to my new drinking partner who will get wasted with me on her big day
  • I promise to be by your side even as you mourn the loss of your youth my dear friend
  • Another year of your life got wasted so bad I hope you make this year better for you
  • Though you are broke and do not have enough money I am sure you would still celebrate
  • You might be happy that there are many candles on your age but they count to your age
  • Im in lets go and party and drink hard all night until we finally drop happy birthday
  • Most people have the same face though they grow older you must be an exception to that
  • Here is me wishing you a happy birthday and telling you to make use of your years left
  • Happy birthday if you were a dog you would be that by now because of your age this day
  • You got another year older today but do not worry I will back you up when you need help
  • Happy birthday it is your turn to get drunk this year so get yourself ready to have fun
  • Happy birthday I thank God you are not one of the stupid people that are hard to handle
  • I bet your birthday is really awesome especially bow that I have greeted you am I right
  • As I am but polite on your birthday I would not even bother asking just how old you are
  • Happy birthday stop being immature because you definitely have stop being so young dear
  • Life will keep on throwing more challenges as you grow older may you keep fighting back
  • It is great that you throw cool parties it makes you more tolerable than you really are
  • Happy birthday I wish I can keep on putting up with you for another year around the sun
  • Happy birthday I wish you all the best from Facebook because I cannot attend your party
  • This year I am planning to make you feel that you are special so I got you a specialist
  • You might as well smile now that you still have real teeth having fake ones really suck
  • Today is the day you were born into this world well I am happy for you hope you are too
  • I hope you live long enough after eating so much cake and drink too much happy birthday
  • Happy birthday I bet you would use this as an excuse just so you can get wasted tonight
  • I hope you do not get all nice and boring just because it is your birthday this very day
  • I will gift you a nice spa treatment if you remember to pay me the money that you owe me
  • This person is definitely a trouble maker so I have to get ready to clean up your wastes
  • Smile as long as your body would allow you to it is something that will keep you healthy
  • On your birthday I hope that you really get to have an awesome time and enjoy it as well
  • Throw a great party and I promise you that we will give you great gifts that we can find
  • May you get all the things you want for a change on this birthday go try to get them all
  • I tried to get you an anti-aging soap I hope that it works for you my dearest friend okay
  • If I tell you that you are awesome that would be pushing too much so just stay happy dear
  • Age may be funny to you now but if you look in the mirror I bet you will change your mind
  • You are definitely a Facebook stalker but hey I will still wish you a very happy birthday
  • Why do people celebrate this day when they just get older anyways I still do not know why
  • You are different and that is the truth so here is me wishing that you would never change
  • Get more friends as you get older so that you can have more guests on your birthday party
  • Since today is your birthday I promise I would shut up for hours enjoy it while it lasts
  • I would not wish you a great birthday because I hate to remind you that you are older now
  • I want to congratulate you for being one of the ancient people in this world that is great
  • Stop growing old so fast or else no one would believe that we really are friends you and I
  • I bet you cannot even walk straight after that night we had those beers that we have drank
  • I personally welcome you to the age that is definitely past your youth my dear enjoy it so
  • Happy birthday I wanted to make a joke about your age but I feel bad about how old you are
  • If I would make a list to describe you it would start with bad helpless but happy birthday
  • You have been becoming forgetful nowadays that it is starting to be more and more alarming
  • Happy birthday just know that just because its your birthday doesnt mean I am doing favors
  • The age in your birth certificate does not seem like it is real now which one do I believe
  • You are wonderful amazing cool but do not get carried away I am saying it is your birthday
  • Grow old but never let yourself fall old especially on your brains fight for what is right
  • For once I want to be honest to you so let me tell you that I wish you all the best in life
  • To the guy who looks so big but has a very small and cute voice I wish you a happy birthday
  • Happy birthday I try my best to like people but some of them are too stupid for me to do so
  • Happy birthday today is a special day the day you finally got out inside of your moms belly
  • I hope you do not let your old age keep you from doing anything just kidding have fun today
  • I hate going with the flow of things so to be different I did not bring you any gift at all
  • The best thing about being old is that you have seniority access at your work that is great
  • Parties are sad if you do not have friends to be there for you do not worry I will be there
  • Calling you an angel would be a lie so let me just hope that you are happy on your birthday
  • I am expecting an invitation for your birthday party you are never too old to celebrate one
  • You only got this one night to have the best time of your life so go out there and have fun
  • They say age is but a number do not be fooled I bet your joints are starting to hurt by now
  • I am happy your birthday is on Christmas it means I can give a gift of one for two occasions
  • Happy birthday you are definitely embarrassing most of the time but I love you just the same
  • A good relationship has a give and take basis I will give you awesome gifts throw me a party
  • I wanted to make fun of your age but then I remembered that I am getting a lot older as well
  • Good job for trying to keep being alive until this day congratulations on getting older again
  • People tend to get pickier as they grow old so I just got you a gift certificate for your day
  • I hate surprises as much as the next guy so I hope that you have great food when I come there
  • Do not forget to make goals that are too high to reach after all that are the best you can do
  • I want to be truthful to you so I am telling you that you are totally getting older every year
  • I wonder if you are just wiser now or you have just been practicing how to act rightly in life
  • I just want to tell you how lucky you are to have a person like me by your side happy birthday
  • Thank you for putting up with me I promise that I will try to put up with you harder than ever
  • I wish you birthday this year do not suck as much as it totally did the last few years sweetie
  • It is okay to have wrinkles they come with age you might as well tell yourself that it is true
  • It is quite a bit painful to get old but remember that we will all go through that stage of life
  • Wishing a big happy birthday to the guy who makes me feel like I finally have a little sister Happy B-Day bro
  • Some say that age is just a number I say thats bullshit I mean youre getting really old Happy birthday anyway
  • Cheers to you on this very special day What day is it Its the day you shot through your mothers uterus Happy birthday
  • Tell me again how old you are Wasnt your childhood pet like a dinosaur Ha ha happy birthday you ancient old awesome human
  • I really try my best to like people But most of them are so stupid I just cant Thank God youre not one of them- happy birthday
  • Wishing you all the Facebook messages from your crushes that your heart can handle Happy birthday to the stalker of the century
  • You know that we are good friends when I remember your birthday without a Facebook reminder- happy birthday to my best friend ever
  • Its like time has stood still- you havent changed a bit all these years Is that a good or bad thing Either way have a great birthday
  • Before I found Pinterest you were the most creative interesting and coolest person I knew Well nice job for trying and happy birthday
  • After all these years I cant believe you still put up with me Well I guess its only fair since I still put up with you Happy birthday
  • What Youre how old Thats like almost dead in doggy years Heres hoping you make the most of the few years you have left Happy birthday
  • For your birthday today Im giving you what you give me every day- sarcasm a bucket load of trouble and a handful of naughtiness Happy birthday
  • Hey I hear today is the day you were born into this world great job for staying with us this far Happy birthday to the only real psychopath I know
  • Heres me wishing you all your heart desires on this day Things like ice cream sexy men donuts fast cars and more Happy birthday you big trouble maker
  • May you live long enough after today to eat lots of cake kiss someones ass and rob a bank so you can go out in style Happy birthday you big trouble maker
  • Lets turn this birthday of yours into the official annual Lets Get Drunk Day What do you think Sounds good right Happy birthday to my new drinking partner
  • Oh great I hear its your birthday Does that mean today you get to use that as your excuse to get wasted Ok ok Im in but only because its your birthday favors
  • They say that age is just something we experience in our minds- well if thats true then I guess our bodies didnt get the memo Have a great birthday old person
  • Hey Its your birthday I love this day because we both get to party hard and live large this one day of the year Thanks a million for making your big day mine too
  • If today was my birthday I would tell you what I really think of you But since its your birthday I just got you some duck tape so you can shut me up for the next hours Enjoy it while it lasts
  • On your birthday this year I thought I would do something extra nice I posted a ton of birthday wishes on your Facebook timeline so you would look way more popular than you are- youre welcome Happy birthday
  • If life was only about living with love and finding happiness God wouldnt have made other stuff like money cake and sex Heres hoping you get all these things on your birthday Happy birthday to someone who deserves it all
  • Young and immature Those are two words that usually go together- but with you young is gone and immature somehow stayed for a while Oh well I guess old and immature works for today Happy birthday to you you expired and irresponsible human
  • If we could reverse time I would want to go back to this very day the day you were born Then I could laugh at all your imperfections just like I do now- you must have been one little hot mess Now youre just a bigger hot mess Happy birthday
  • I would call you an angel but we both know youre not I would call you amazing but thats pushing it I would call you something special but I mean I have to be honest- after all its your birthday Happy birthday to someone different In a good way of course
  • If there was a list of words to describe you on your birthday this would be it bad naughty less than perfect helpless wasted immature bad ass embarrassingly hilarious well you get the point right Anyway happy birthday I hope that after today I can still put up with you for another year