268+ Best Hilarious Birthday Wishes !

Best Hilarious Birthday Wishes !

It is a beautiful feeling to be loved by someone you also care for. Expressing your love is extremely important. In our hectic schedules, we must not forget special occasions that come into the life of each other. We must try to rejoice those events, as celebrations should not be dependent on reasons. In this way, it shows other people how important they are to you, and you never overlook them even in your busy routine. Read More

Hilarious Birthday Wishes !

Below you’ll find all the wishes you need to wish someone you love or care about.

  • Its your birthday lets over-celebrate
  • Happy birthday Im just here for some cake
  • Happy birthday to you and your newest chin
  • Congratulations on another trip around the sun
  • Congratulations on being born a really long time ago
  • Knock knock Whos there Happy Happy who Happy Birthday
  • Age before beauty brother Age before beauty Happy Birthday
  • Happy Birthday brother Thanks for doing everything wrong first
  • Happy birthday to someone well never have to say died too young
  • Happy birthday You only look as old as the last selfie you took
  • Happy birthday Youre how old Oh man thats like dead in dog years
  • I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday
  • You look great birthday girl considering your age Happy birthday
  • I used to have a sweet little sister Now I have you Happy Birthday
  • Happy birthday May the number of candles outnumber your gray hairs
  • I just want to say happy birthday and no you cant borrow that shirt
  • Happy birthday I would bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven
  • Wishes may come and go but age always sticks with you Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday to someone I truly hope is not having a mid-life crisis
  • Happy birthday to someone who is almost old enough to die from the flu
  • Happy birthday Its official you can now begin your quarter-life crisis
  • Happy birthday No youre not getting older Youre just collecting wrinkles
  • Happy birthday By the time you reach the next new youll already be dead
  • Congrats youre officially too old to go to rock concerts Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday girl I remember a time when you werent so disturbingly old
  • Happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have had a Blockbuster card
  • It is the duty of a true friend to make you remember Old is gold my friend
  • Happy birthday friend Those arent gray hairs Those are the marks of wisdom
  • Happy birthday to the one person whose agelessness is incredibly irritating
  • Happy birthday This is the oldest Ive ever seen you Just wait until next year
  • Happy birthday Were so glad we can count you among the living for another year
  • Good friends will never let you forget your age but nobody rubs it in like I do
  • On your birthday we ask that you kindly act your age not your shoe size Thanks
  • Congratulations You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday
  • I hate being fat but I love eating food Where is your birthday cake dear brother
  • Dont be depressed about getting old It sure beats the alternative Happy birthday
  • May you live long enough to be the direct cause of a Silver Alert Happy birthday
  • Sending birthday wishes to someone who can still pass for a non-embarrassing age
  • Happy birthday Lets go see Jurassic World Itll make you feel less like a dinosaur
  • Happy birthday Lets celebrate the anniversary of your clever escape from the womb
  • Happy birthday to the one person I hope is still around when the iPhone comes out
  • Happy belated birthday I didnt forget your birthday I just forgot yesterdays date
  • Happy birthday Counting your wrinkles is like trying to count the stars in the sky
  • Happy birthday friend This is truly a special day I never thought youd live to see
  • Today you turn I promise to stop counting the years after this one Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday You know youre old when the candles start costing more than the cake
  • On your birthday Im going to share the secret to staying young lying about your age
  • Time may be a wonderful healer but its a terrible beautician Oh well Happy birthday
  • Youre such a special sister I dont know who I would tease without you Happy Birthday
  • Happy birthday They say that age is just a number Yea right and jail is just a room
  • I never make any joke that is related to age Because I know it hurts someone like you
  • On your birthday I wish you enough air to blow out all of your candles Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday to a friend Im pretty sure I would jump in front of a couple trains for
  • Happy birthday to someone I hope realizes is way too old to go snowboarding or surfing
  • Happy birthday to someone Im happy to share a cake with Too bad you wont be having any
  • Happy birthday Youve now reached an age where its no longer appropriate to claim youre
  • Heres to a special birthday May you get so intoxicated you forget how old youre getting
  • Happy birthday friend You really would have loved the gift I never bothered to send you
  • They say that only the good die young You must be one evil person cousin Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday to a person so old they use their smartphone to make an actual phone call
  • Heres to you on your birthday May you live to be so old you sincerely wish you were dead
  • Happy birthday friend At your age its important to live large Lets start with large print
  • Happy birthday May you live to be so old people start wondering if youre the walking dead
  • Now you know youre getting old when you cant even remember how old you are Happy birthday
  • You may not be getting any younger but at least youre still younger than me Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday Just more days until you have to endure another barrage of birthday wishes
  • Happy birthday I just wanted to let you know that I picked out your coffin on the way here
  • Happy birthday to someone whos age has finally surpassed their number of Twitter followers
  • This is my birthday wish for a sister who doesnt want to hear that its her th birthday LOL
  • Congratulations There are so many candles on your birthday cake NASA can see it from space
  • Happy birthday I wish you many more candles and for a cake thats big enough to fit them all
  • They say that wisdom comes with age Thats why youre the wisest person I know Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday weekend Youre so lucky that you dont have to endure an office birthday party
  • Happy birthday to someone who is officially so old its creepy to watch teenage vampire movies
  • Happy birthday Congrats on reaching an age that makes your receding hairline seem appropriate
  • Its your birthday today and Im once again reminded how old Im getting Oh well enjoy your day
  • Happy birthday to someone whose party I wont try to sneak out of early Have a nice day cousin
  • A few years ago you were smart handsome and young Today youre just an old fart Happy birthday
  • Happy happy birthday I hope you enjoy those senior citizen discounts You truly do deserve them
  • Happy birthday and congratulations on becoming that old weird person at summer music festivals
  • My dear friend another year has gone but unfortunately that doesnt mean youve become any wiser
  • Happy birthday to a person that is smart funny witty attractive and reminds me a lot of myself
  • Happy birthday to someone who is now taking drugs on their birthday for serious medical reasons
  • Happy birthday Dont worry your secret is safe with me I wont tell anyone how old you really are
  • Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year
  • Well thats one more year of existence down the tubes Happy birthday Heres to another year cousin
  • Happy birthday cousin May you live to be so old that you frighten small children unintentionally
  • Dear sister please accept my congratulations for reaching the th anniversary of your th birthday
  • I know you received so many birthday wishes yesterday but whos here with you today Thats right Me
  • I hope you get everything you deserve Or maybe something you actually want instead Happy Birthday
  • Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have sent out birthday wishes on MySpace
  • Happy birthday cousin At your age getting lucky means being able to find your car in a parking lot
  • Birthdays are a lot like boogers it gets harder to breathe the more you have Happy birthday cousin
  • Happy birthday friend You only get better with age and your ability to hide how old you really are
  • Thank you for letting me pick on you all these years Its been really important for me Happy Birthday
  • You know what they say its better to be over the hill than buried feet underneath it Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday Want to feel young and thin again Lets go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people
  • Whats the one thing that goes up but never comes down Your age Happy birthday cousin Try to enjoy it
  • Wishing you a very happy birthday You dont look a day over whatever age you were just a few years ago
  • I hope that your birthday is the best it can possibly be for someone who can barely function in society
  • Happy birthday They say that growing old is truly an art You my friend must be a Picasso or a Rembrandt
  • Look if you want me to remember your birthday youre going to have to start looking older Happy birthday
  • Dear sister do you know that with age wisdom comes Thats why I believe you are one of the wisest people
  • Happy birthday to someone who thought they would have it all together by the time they reached this age
  • As a close friend I promise to celebrate your th birthday for as many years as you can get away with it
  • Happy birthday Im so sorry youve reached an age where pop culture marketers are no longer targeting you
  • Happy birthday friend I dont care how old you are you better have a bouncy castle at your birthday party
  • Happy birthday to a person whose age now makes them cry even more than the day they came into this world
  • Barpy napfday I thought youd probably already heard Happy Birthday enough and wanted something different
  • Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more often than you do Happy birthday cousin
  • I really hate to be the one to tell you this but your wheelchair will be arriving tomorrow Happy birthday
  • Sending you best wishes on your st time having a th birthday May you continue to enjoy your s dear cousin
  • Alright you can light the candles on your birthday cake now Ive alerted the fire department Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday friend Remember youre only young once but you can be immature for the rest of your lifetime
  • Happy birthday I hope you dont mind but I re-wrapped the gift you gave me last year Youre going to love it
  • I hope your birthday is filled with happiness and joy Oh youre spending it with your family Im sorry truly
  • My Dear Sister You are Moms Second Favorite Child Guess Who is No My special funny birthday wishes to you
  • I have one for your birthday Why dont skeletons fight each other They dont have the guts Happy Birthday bro
  • Happy birthday Dont let a -year old Olympic gold medal winner make you feel like a failure on your birthday
  • I hope your birthdays a great one Just stay away from the karaoke machine and everyone will have a good time
  • Its your birthday You shouldnt stop yourself from getting ridiculously intoxicated just because its a Monday
  • Happy birthday cousin Im so sorry youve reached an age where you have to actually start lying about your age
  • Happy birthday Lets make a deal Ill keep the presents and you keep the age and cake Come on Its a good deal
  • I hope your birthday is at least half as exciting as you portray it on Facebook and Instagram Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday Congrats on joining the -years-old-forever club We have millions of members all over the world
  • Happy birthday friend I wont make any age-related jokes today Frankly I feel really bad about how old you are
  • Theres no place Id rather be than in your shadow Happy Birthday to the shadow-iest older brother in the world
  • I hope that you live to be so old your family members talk about you like youre not even there Happy birthday
  • Its your birthday and I think its the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too Happy birthday
  • Im going to stop sending you makeup time to accept you as you are beautiful wrinkles and all Happy Birthday
  • Happy birthday to someone who is so old and lonely they could be the subject of a spooky Halloween ghost story
  • Oh younger sister If you keep on working hard one day you may end up being like me Keep trying Happy Birthday
  • Happy birthday to a rare breed of person that was delivered into this world without a status or update or tweet
  • Happy birthday Im not going to lie to you and tell you that you dont look old Thats what your relatives are for
  • Congratulations friend Youre one year closer to getting a senior citizens discount at the movies Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday You know it would be a whole lot easier to get you the perfect gift if youd just buy one yourself
  • Happy birthday to a great friend The wonderful thing about finally being over the hill is that you pick up speed
  • Happy birthday After seeing all the candles on your cake I seriously hope that you topped off your fire insurance
  • Happy birthday sis One day Ill repay you for all the headaches youve given me but Ill start that project tomorrow
  • Wishing a happy birthday to someone I can only assume was still around when America relied on bayonets and horses
  • Just this morning I was wishing that you were one year older today Look at that my wish came true Happy birthday
  • When your birthdays start coming more often than you do you know you have something to worry about Happy birthday
  • Im so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes Honestly I didnt think you would live this long Happy birthday
  • You know I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday I sincerely hope that you dont take this early birthday message as a sign that you might not make it
  • Though there were only three witches in Macbeth I think the fourth one is reading these words Happy birthday sister
  • Happy birthday to you You belong in the zoo I asked the rhinoceros and he recognized you Happy birthday big brother
  • Wait youre how old today Youre so lucky youre not a dog They would have put you down by now Oh well Happy birthday
  • You know youre getting old when the only thing you want on your birthday is not to be reminded of it Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday I hope your age is as irrelevant to you as your birthday is to most people on Facebook mydear cousin
  • You are such a sweet polite honest and witty person I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these white lies today
  • Happy birthday Its great to be healthy young and filled with so much energy Can you even remember what that was like
  • Whenever I hear the word youth I always think of you cousin And thats because the word you is in youth Happy birthday
  • I was going to send you a paper card but my Internet connection came back just in time for me to send you his message
  • Happy birthday Dear cousin heres a piece of advice Keep telling everyone that youre with a few decades of experience
  • Congratulations Youre now so old youll need performance-enhancing drugs just to ride a stationary bike Happy birthday
  • Dont worry big brother age is only a number Although in your case its a very very very very big number Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday big brother To celebrate why dont we go shopping I cant wait to take advantage of your seniors discount
  • Happy birthday dear cousin I know exactly what Im going to get you next year a bigger cake to fit all of those candles
  • For your birthday Im going to treat you like youve always treated me Just think about that for a second Happy Birthday
  • Happy birthday cousin To forget about how old youre getting lets drink enough to subtract an entire year off your life
  • Today its important to smile and laugh as much as you can You dont know how much longer youll have teeth Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday Although Im really not sure why were celebrating a day when your mother was the one who did all the work
  • Happy birthday I would have bought you a present but I didnt think you wanted me to take money out of the alcohol budget
  • Happy birthday Today is the perfect day to forget all about your cares and the fact that I didnt get you a birthday gift
  • Wishing a happy birthday to someone who should probably start worrying about what the government is saying about Medicare
  • Happy birthday Remember this today if you lick all the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy
  • It is not necessary to tell a best friend that they are the closest best friend So I am not telling you Enjoy your birthday
  • Do you ever wonder why old men wear sandals and black socks You my friend are one year closer to finding out Happy birthday
  • You are lucky I made all the mistakes for you first dear sister Celebrate the beautiful funny birthday with special wishes
  • Youre at that age where youre old enough to know better but youre still young enough to do it anyway Happy birthday and enjoy
  • Happy birthday Not sure if youre old yet If you need the kids to help you blow out the candles youre definitely over the hill
  • I wish you a very happy birthday Just please remember to tell me how old youre pretending to be so we can keep up the charade
  • Happy birthday my friend I cant believe its already been a year since the last time I didnt buy you anything for your birthday
  • You know they say that age is really all in the mind The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body Happy birthday
  • On your birthday I want you to remember that its not this day that makes you old its the other days in the year Happy birthday
  • Just for today dear brother I promise not to share anything embarrassing about you on social media Youre welcome Happy Birthday
  • I had plans to put an awesome gorgeous present in your cake but honestly I didnt want to get frosting in my hair Happy birthday
  • You and I both know that youve been a brat since we were kids but Im not going to mention that today Happy birthday dear sister
  • Happy birthday May you live to be so old handicapped stalls become a necessity and not just a spacious place to do your business
  • Since todays your birthday Ill do you the favor of not telling everyone about your childhood pranks Have a great birthday Cheers
  • Dont be bummed about your birthday You know what they say its better to be a year older than to be one month late Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday babe Were such a great match because you hate celebrating your birthday and Im just too darn lazy to plan anything
  • Happy birthday I got you a pair of sunglasses this year so you can protect your eyes from the blinding light of all these candles
  • Look youre really going to need the lungs of Hercules if you want to blow those candles out Let me help you cousin Happy birthday
  • Hey there Happy birthday I was going to bake you a delicious rum cake but I decided to go with a regular cake Also Im really drunk
  • You are such a special younger sister I dont know who I would tease without You My best blessings funny birthday wishes with love
  • Congratulations on your birthday cousin From here on out all compliments will be followed by the phrase for your age Happy birthday
  • Who says birthday wishes have to be mushy and serious Make your friends laugh on their birthday by sending a funny birthday message
  • As you get older there are three important things that happen First you lose your mind I cant remember the other two Happy birthday
  • Hey dont stress about getting older Youre still young enough to be a professional curler and thats saying something Happy birthday
  • On your birthday I want you to remember that you are only as old as you feel But youll still always be older than me Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday Today we add another candle to your cake and your doctor will add another prescription to your arsenal of medication
  • Let me honor you with a joke Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees Because theyre really good at it Happy Birthday Bro
  • For your birthday this year Im going to give you a piece of paper that might be worth million but is probably really worth nothing
  • Happy birthday You know youre getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying well Im here already I may as well pee
  • Its a special day your birthday Lets go out and celebrate you being one year closer to removing your age from your Facebook profile
  • Experts say that people lose their minds when they get old What they forget to mention is that you really wont miss it Happy birthday
  • Im sending this birthday wish to someone who is now too old to sit through a whole movie without having to get up to use the bathroom
  • I really tried to send you something amazing for your birthday but I couldnt fit in any of the boxes at the post office Happy birthday
  • Dear sister you have been both a joy and a pain in my life though I think perhaps a greater joy You know what Im saying Happy Birthday
  • Smile today is your birthday Be happy and remember that things could be worse Just think about what youll be like in ten years yikes
  • Happy summer birthday Get out and enjoy it while youre still young enough to not fall into the high risk category for heat stroke death
  • My sister may your birthday remind you that this is probably a good time to stop looking in the mirror Have a happy and funny birthday
  • I believe you forgot my birthday present last year Im returning the favor this year Im afraid a Happy Birthday is all youre going to get
  • I know that Ive been a role model to you for your entire life so on your birthday I just want to say Youre welcome Happy Birthday brother
  • Dear Sister you are so sweet lovely and annoying Wait dont be angry I was just trying to make my wishes funny Happy birthday dear sister
  • Birthdays are really a double-edged sword Sure they bring parties and good times But they also bring wrinkles and saggy bits Happy birthday
  • I hope your birthday cake is sugar-free You know you really have to start caring about these things at your age cousin Have a happy birthday
  • At your age you should be in the Book of Old Records And to think you always believed you would never amount to anything Happy birthdaycousin
  • Happy birthday to the man who first taught me how to put underpants on my head Im looking forward to many more lessons from you in the future
  • Dear sister On your Birthday I am not going to tell you how you look because I dont want to spoil your appetite for your favorite birthday cake
  • Happy birthday Never let anyone tell you that youre old especially if you can actually hear them say it without even having to read their lips
  • Dont worry about getting so old I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control Love you my ancient friend
  • A true friend always remembers your birth date not how old you are becoming But believe me I can remember both of them I feel so special for this
  • At your age theres nothing funny about birthdays So lets share a drink and celebrate the times when you were a young spring chicken Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday Today I would advise you to be nice to your kids Remember the older you get the closer you get to having them choose a nursing home
  • Just like a fine wine we all get better with age Okay technically we just feel better about our age when we drink lots of wine Happy birthday cousin
  • If I were you Id be concerned about my birthday This year youll probably need a flame thrower to light all of those candles Happy birthday Stay safe
  • Sending you lots of love and laughter on your birthday Just dont try too hard to blow out your birthday candles this year You may lose your dentures
  • Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished
  • Being younger than you hasnt always been easy but I have to say theres nothing more satisfying than beating you in literally anything Happy Birthday
  • You might get all the responsibility for being the older brother but you have no idea how hard it is to be the favorite of the family Happy Birthday
  • I wanted to wish you a happy birthday today and let you know that I truly do look forward to honoring your request of not getting you a gift this year
  • Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life one part of you has snapped and the other part of you is dragging Happy birthday
  • Not sure what to say Dont worry we have hilarious wishes that you can send to the birthday boy or girl online on Facebook email or in a text message
  • Forgetting your birthday was merely an April Fools Joke Unless of course I did remember it in which case please disregard this message Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday cousin Seeing as Im older than you its not a surprise that I cant remember your age Frankly Im surprised I even remembered your birthday
  • I know you really want to turn back the clock but with the number of years youve racked up Im really not sure thats even possible Happy birthday anyway
  • Remember all those times we fought over who got to ride shotgun Hahahahaha Im laughing about them right now Also SHOTGUN FOR LIFE no rips Happy Birthday
  • Its your birthday a time for celebration Youve now reached an age where you can use the candles on your cake to light up your entire home Happy birthday
  • Its normal to ponder your lifes purpose and to have a personal crisis on your birthday At least you get to be normal one day out of the year Happy birthday
  • Even though youre far away you will always be close to my heart No really I think youve emotionally scarred me Still happy birthday And I hope to see you soon
  • On this special day I ask that you make yourself a promise to do all that you can in life After all your time is quickly running out Happy birthday dear cousin
  • Happy birthday friend I searched far and wide to find you the perfect present Then I realized having me as a friend is the best present anyone could ever ask for
  • You are such a sweet and beautiful sister No really Im not joking And Im not trying to make you feel better about your age Okay maybe a little bit Happy Birthday
  • Youre so special your birthday should be a national holiday I would be happy to volunteer as the first person to take a day off of work in your honor Happy birthday
  • Remember all those silly fights we had growing up Haha Im laughing about them now but seriously did you steal my legos that one time That was NOT COOL Happy Birthday
  • Happy birthday to my best friend I will always be there for you unless you want to jump out of a plane with only one parachute I probably wont be there for you then
  • Birthdays are nothing more than natures way of telling us to sit down and eat more cake Im so glad that today is your birthday and I can eat I mean share your cake
  • Despite all our arguments that I won and all our misunderstandings that I was right you know that you are one the most beloved persons in my life Awesome Birthday Bro
  • For your birthday I decided to get you some practical gifts Now I know you might think the toupee is a little bit over top but seriously it wont be long now big brother
  • On your birthday remember this age is only a number that represents how attractive happy and able-bodied you are Really its nothing to get worked up over Happy birthday
  • As people get older they gain the respect of the people around them I just wanted to let you know that today on your birthday I have all the respect in the world for you
  • Happy birthday cousin I know its tempting to reflect back on your life on this special day but please refrain from doing so At your age that would take a really long time
  • On your birthday I just want to say Im sorry for all the times in the past that I teased you and ask for forgiveness for all the times Im going to tease you in the future
  • Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is wiser more mature and could care less about material things Thats why I know you wont be upset about my lack of a birthday present
  • For your birthday I got you three wishes from a magical genie Unfortunately I accidentally ended up using all your wishes So sorry about that But its the thought that counts right
  • You know when you think about it a belated birthday wish is really just an extremely early birthday wish for next year So technically Im already covered for next year Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday friend I truly love celebrating your birthday with you You know why Your cakes are always extra big to fit all of those candles In my book more cake is always a good thing
  • Dear older brother I asked Mom and Dad to tell me about the day you were born Know what they said They cant remember that far back I guess that means youre ancient Happy birthday old guy
  • Do you know why I hate birthday greetings Because I always have to tell a bunch of lies Oh by the way Dear brother you are so sweet You are the sweetest man I have ever met Happy Birthday
  • I try to give people birthday cards that match their age Unfortunately I couldnt get my hands on a stone tablet or some ancient papyrus This modern greeting will have to do Happy birthday
  • On your birthday I hope you choose not to resist temptation The older you get the more temptation starts avoiding you so enjoy the sweeter things in life while you still can Happy birthday
  • I got you the usual for your birthday this year big brother You know the whiskey gin rum and vodka I hope its enough to keep away the voices again this year And you know I wont tell anyone
  • I cant help but smile when I think of you and all the hells you put me through as a kid They werent funny to me then but now I know you only did it because you loved me Right Happy Birthday
  • You know youre a really hard person to buy gifts for After searching far and wide I realized that theres no greater gift than my presence Thats my present to you my presence Get it Happy birthday
  • Listen I hate to be the one to do this but you need to get your birthday habit under control Its been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will in fact kill you So give it a rest will you
  • You are the best man on earth and such a perfect brother Though I have to say that today Im glad were not in the same place because I know you like to hit me Happy Birthday to my bully of a brother
  • Its your birthday so youre free to cry if you want to But please dont That wouldnt be much fun for the rest of us Wed rather you have a few drinks and do something stupid and indecent Happy birthday
  • Happy birthday old man You know when I turned two I panicked because in one year I doubled my age I thought if I keep going this way Ill be by the time I turn Thank goodness things dont work this way
  • You are my brother my older brother As you start aging your hair turns gray Youll try to dye it but that wont do it as every follicle starts to fall away Happy birthday Enjoy what little hair you have left
  • Ive learned so much from you over the years like how to get away with staying out late how to make mom and dad mad and how to tell on your siblings I cant wait to see what you teach me this year Happy Birthday
  • Happy Birthday brother Youve successfully stayed alive for another year and believe me a lot of us Im not going to say who were wondering if you were really going to make it But not me I always believed in you
  • You know youve reached the old age when you back your car into the neighbors swimming pool from across the street and still believe that it was the cars fault Youre not quite there yet but youre close Happy birthday
  • I have some good news and some bad news on your birthday The good news is that youre one year older and so much wiser The bad news The hangover isnt going to be any better this year so please make the most of it Happy birthday
  • One of my favorite memories of our schooldays big brother was learning about the Dark Ages I learned so much that year because I had someone who lived through it to tell me firsthand stories Thanks for being such a great history teacher Happy birthday
  • Two older men sit on a park bench One says Joe Im years old and I have nothing but aches and pains How do you feel Joe says I feel like a newborn babe Really a newborn babe Yes I have no teeth no hair and I think I mightve wet my pants Happy birthday